Just fell off a train. Bad.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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