is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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