Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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