we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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