Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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