How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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