i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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