Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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