She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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