Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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