it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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