Don't make out with my wife yet
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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