so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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