I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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