I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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