Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
