Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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