i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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