She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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