This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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