I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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