Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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