ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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