I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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