Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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