Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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