Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
