Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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