I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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