But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
D3 body, D1 cock
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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