ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
COCAINE IS GR8
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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