I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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