The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My bed is full of blood and feathers
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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