butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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