I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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