But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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