And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate