Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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