Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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