meet me or not, i'm out of control
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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