That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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