i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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