What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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