I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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