Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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