One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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