i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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