do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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