there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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