nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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