He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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