You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
