this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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