I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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