Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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