I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
All the doctor said was why
He did a backflip because drugs
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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