But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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